Become the Coolest Dad in the Universe!
So you thought you already were the coolest dad in the universe? You foolish, foolish man.
Everyone knows that you unless you own an X-Arcade™ Machine and every kid has one in his/her room you can’t possibly be the coolest dad.
In fact the more Gameroom X-Arcade™ Machine's you own, the cooler you are in the eyes of your kids.
Not to mention all the other benefits…
- Your daughters will become nuns and never desire to or date boys ever.
- Your sons will forever brag and tell their friends that their dad is the ultimate alpha male. He will model his own behavior after yours, for life.
- Your kids will fight over who gets to take care of you in your old age.
- Your kids will obey your every command and have nothing but complete respect for you, forever.
- Your kids will grow up and have careers and families that will make your friends jealous, and wherever they go they will credit you, their dad, with their life success.
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Ok, now that you have your mind firmly planted in reality… an X-Arcade™ Machine is a cool thing that every father should have around the house.
- Kids of all ages really do love it, they love all the old time games. As one kid said to us….It’s like a big gigantic gameboy.
- They can’t break it, and if they did, we’d fix it. It’s part of the lifetime warranty. We told you no fine print.
- You can rack up hours and hours of laughs and great family time trying out the thousands of classic games.
- Save quarters. Those of you that have sons and daughter that actually go to the arcade these days, well this is a great alternative, and they never have to leave home.
- An X-Arcade™ Machine is a great way to keep them out of your wife's hair at times.
While the X-Arcade™ Machine won’t make you cool, it is fun. And fun is great father-kid relationship currency in any family.
And if you are anything like us, you like having some fun with your friends. A couple of beers, jokes, game of pool, cigars, or whatever. Right?
As great as friends are for all this kinda stuff, you might also secretly enjoy seeing your friends drool with envy over something they have and you don’t right?. That is, of course, if you are anything like us.
The X-Arcade™ Machine is one of those drool worthy status symbols.
The X-Arcade™ Doesn’t Judge You and your friends
Go ahead and have the boys over, relive the days in the arcade, have some great laughs, rack up some high scores, and pretty much waste hours of time you could have used doing something productive like volunteering in a soup kitchen, or mowing the lawn, or rescuing small kittens from trees. The X-Arcade™ Machine won’t think any less of you.
Maybe you and your friends are productive members of society and you do things like take in orphaned puppys. If you are, then think of the fun friend time spent with your X-Arcade™ Machine as your reward for all the sweat, tears, and puppy food you have freely given to make this a better world. The X-Arcade™ Machine is really proud of you, well not so much, but you can pretend it is.
The X-Arcade™ Machine treats you and your friends the same no matter who you are. If you are a well know celeb, or a bus boy at IHOP, you get the same dedicated performance.
As hard as it is for us to be serious, you and the guys will have hours of fun in your gameroom with your X-Arcade™, no matter if you get the X-Arcade™ Two Player Tankstick w/Trackball or the Ultimate X-Arcade™ Machine. Not to mention you’ll enjoy your friends being a little envious of something other than your trophy wife.
Seriously, you will.
We’re not kiddin’. Really were not.